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    Hey! My name's Stephan Wells, and I'm a musician, mixing engineer, programmer, proofreader, gamer, aspiring game developer, audio moderator, and former host of the NGADM. Thanks to Youkos for the user image and profile icon!

    Stephan Wells @Step

    Age 29, Male

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    Utrecht University

    Malta

    Joined on 11/4/07

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    High Five!! I can't believe you do this stuff <: O !!!! :O

    >.>

    Splendid huh? Well I ain't studying nothing. Ill still do better then you though. Its called natural talent. :P

    Hey, I only do well in the subjects I care in.

    Echo just told me that you like LOL Academy Police. How you can like that? =P

    What are you guys talking about? :S

    It's where the English Hicks speak.

    Ohhhhhh.

    I still don't get it.

    hick (hk) Informal

    n.
    A person regarded as gullible or provincial.

    adj.
    Provincial; unsophisticated: a hick town.

    But my question is... How an English hick speaks?

    The question is how an english hick speaks while watching the spam show LOL Police Academy that Stephan Wells is watching in his home while replying to Echo SPAMS and Spysociety's grammar nazism and playing the piano at same time which explodes and one of his keys jump from the window and hit Echo's head and he drops a SPAM can in the floor and this floor is sended to Newgronds.com and featured with 3 awards. oO

    Dude. That's deep.

    I think..I got that...

    *moves head*

    Nope its gone again.

    And again with the conversations in my newsposts...

    Methinks you need a new newspost so that this one can become an old newspost (or is that an oldspost??).

    >.>.

    JENGA!

    That's almost as random as 'How an English hick speaks?'.

    The name of the english hick is Jenga O'Farm, he eat crops.

    Cool.

    Crops and corn pops.

    Cool.

    Log in cos i has important news.

    K...

    Log in again!

    >.>

    Indigenous toothpaste cauliflower sediment botulism

    Apathetic lavender hyenas playing billiards

    The rape of the rainbow-flavoured bananana river is vengeful, yea, and flying flip flops of all flimsiness shalt come for Tesco's saving vouchers and the rise and flush of a new oyster.

    What site are you getting these from? That's professional randomness right there.

    If a man speaks in the forest, and there's no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong? (<- Sexist Joke ftw XD)

    What did God say when He created women?
    "Oh gosh, I must be able to do better than that..."

    What did "God" said to the atheist (like me):
    "Atheist!"
    "ME!?"
    "Yes, you"
    "Give me your money!"
    "Why?"
    "Cuz I am God and I doesn't exist!"

    Is it, like, you and Echo's sole purpose in life to post random unrelated comments on my newsposts?

    wooooooooooow dude!! now Echo told me that you love Agent Teen?! Steph, stopping watch these crap! :O

    Echo tells you a lot of stuff huh?

    I need a new blender.

    Why don't you ask a billiard-playing apathetic lavender hyena for one? >.>

    Dom Howard digests his magazine across the river bridge with headphones of mathematical prowess agreeing alongside a spoilt fellow responding to a journalists question from KFC's gigantic Burger Town depot.

    Oh yeah, well each contrived bench disadvantages the champagne under a hexadecimal inertia.

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