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Hey! My name's Stephan Wells, and I'm a musician, mixing engineer, programmer, proofreader, gamer, aspiring game developer, audio moderator, and former host of the NGADM. Thanks to Youkos for the user image and profile icon!

Stephan Wells @Step

Age 29, Male

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Utrecht University

Malta

Joined on 11/4/07

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Me...Then again, i'd shoot you for free (ur too talkative :P) so...

Me? Talkative?

Nah...

Your face....is like butterflies mating mid-air.

It's like whirlwinds getting eaten by tornados.

It's like a simile trying too hard to be a metaphor.

Your face is sheer horror.

:D

But I'm the mysterious Internet kid. You don't know how my face looks. D:

Yay poetry!!!

Since when have you liked poetry?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH HIHIHIHIHIHIHIH HOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHO HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH

Ha.

By the way Stephan, what do you want for Christmas? Sended your letter to Santa?

Of course. For some reason he's not answered yet though :(.

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE COMPLEXITY OF POETRY.

Ha, if you think I don't understand poetry, take a look at this popular Maltese poem, called 'Tower Road'...

Tiela' tiela'
tiela' tiela'
tiela' tiela'
tiela' tiela'
tiela' tiela'
tiela' tiela'
tiela' tiela'
tiela' tiela'
tiela' tiela'
tiela' tiela'
tiela' tiela'
tiela' tiela'
tiela' tiela'
tiela' tiela'
tiela' tiela'
tiela' tiela'
tiela' tiela'

...And to think we had that poem in our school poetry book...

I beg to differ >(

Screw this newspost.

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Stephan Wells (born Stephan Jay Wells in 5 May 2002) is a music composer and WHO CARES XD HAHA

DID I FOOL YOU???

*No I think not*

>.>

Echo told me that he believes in Santa Claus =P

But he *does* exist :O.

Right?

30th comment :)

19 of them being by you, 8 of them being by Echo, 2 of them by GronmonSE and 1 from caseyb O.O.

Don't worry mein freund, herr Stephan Wells deserves more comments! :D

I guess :3.

A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished: the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second."

An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.

Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims: "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a nice corporate job until his company downsized) says: "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au naturel.

Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons, the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest - and closes the bar.

I lol'd a bit :3.

There was a guy called stage, he had width and height so he had stage.width = 550 and stage.height = 400 *yep* and he liked to listen to events, not music and he does stage.addEventListener() and principally he likes the enter_frames, oh the enter_frames, stage.addEventListener(Event.ENTER_FR AME,events) unfortunaly the events still not coming and he had to import them from other package, so the business he did was import flash.events.Event then he went to him. He said to the enter_frame, trace("I like events") and the events said trace("k.......") :D And the programmer behind the story already told lots of grammar typos here!

Didn't work as well as the music one I'm afraid :P.

:'(

Don't worry, it's the thought that counts xD.

By the way Stephan, have you worked with 3 dimensions in your programming class?

No, just 2D.

Oh -- but at least have you worked with Pseudo-3D?

Shut up, Spy :P.

Hey I'm trying to find out what song is this one: <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/455141">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /455141</a> Please do you know?! I love that

Sorry man, can't seem to recognise it. Maybe you can PM the artist?

Merry Christmas Scumbag!

Same to you, bag of scum ;).

Merry Post-Christmas mein freund, still we don't even believe in this but we enjoy the food! :D

Yeah lol. Same to you!

Log in to msn for god's sake!!! >: (

NO >:C.

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