The 300th person to follow me may or may not receive a large shipment of chocolate-chip cookies.
EDIT: 296 fans! Thanks funnybone1!
EDIT 2: And that's 297! Thanks goes to LyingPink!
EDIT 3: 298! You have my gratitude SockRape.
EDIT 4: Wow, 299! That's four new fans in the space of 15 hours. One more left. Thank you MisterRazi!
EDIT: 5: YAY 301 fans. It's funny though... when I was asleep dragontamer44722 and Megamannt92 favourited me, and I don't know who favourited me first, therefore I don't know who the 300th fan is and I am therefore unable to send any cookies to anyone!