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Hey! My name's Stephan Wells, and I'm a musician, mixing engineer, programmer, proofreader, gamer, aspiring game developer, audio moderator, and former host of the NGADM. Thanks to Youkos for the user image and profile icon!

Stephan Wells @Step

Age 28, Male

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Utrecht University

Malta

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Attention all audioholics!

Posted by Step - October 17th, 2012


Does your music sound good? Do you want it to sound even better? For free? WELL OF COURSE YOU DO.


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I want all my music to sound terrible.

Oh. OK.

I also want it to be obscenely expensive.

You'll pay for someone to make your songs sound terrible?

...how much are we talking about here?

Entire moneys.

I specialise in distortion, bitcrushing, bass-boosting, overdrive, FL Slayer and Soundbadizer. I will make your song sound like a constipated squirrel in front of a megaphone attempting to give birth to a wild boar, all for the measly price of eighteen moneys. An offer you cannot resist.

I'll take two.

Now I'd actually do all that if I didn't have HOURS AND HOURS OF MATHS.

Don't worry, Step. I'll be your backup! Can I have 30%? :>

30% of the moneys? That's nearly eleven entire moneys.

20% or nothin'.

thanks for telling

No problem, Mr. Meatleet :3.

It's even cheaper than than! I'll give YOU money! Wait...

It's even cheaper than THAN? Wow, it must really be cheap then.

you are from malta? holy shit, could have never suspected<a href="http://step.newgrounds.com/news/post/770571?comment_form=0">http://step.newgrounds.com/news/post/770571?co mment_form=0</a>

Man, I thought setting my location on my profile to 'Malta' was enough to get people to suspect it, you know? :(

*That :(

K :3.